I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
