2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
try to milk me bitch
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