my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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