And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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