what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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