Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
wow bdsm is so cute
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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