Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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