So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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