you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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