Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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