I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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