Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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