: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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