wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My life is pants optional.
I woke up under a house in Key West
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize