what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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