I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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