He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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