"it" just moved
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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