They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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