Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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