bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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