Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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