): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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