She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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