haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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