Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Send help, water and tortillas.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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