I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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