y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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