I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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