i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
send nudes
from the living room?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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