Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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