If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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