Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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