the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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