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(765): View more from Indiana

I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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(330): View more from Ohio

if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.

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(954): View more from Florida

I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

Good morning to you

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(919): View more from North Carolina

are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

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(773): View more from Illinois

you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.

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(416): View more from Toronto

FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.

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