I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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