I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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