she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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