i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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