lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You smell like a Billy Joel song
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im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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