i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i dont even know how to be here
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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