man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Randomize
