stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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