I showed him my bush... on skype.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
