Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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