he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That's when you crack a 10am beer
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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