It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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