Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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