Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
pray to the hookup gods
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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