problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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