people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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