Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Two words: nipple clamps
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