We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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