I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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