On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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