wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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