Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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