i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
40s are totally the cure
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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