All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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