what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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