I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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