Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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